If you’ve ever wondered what goes through a lineman’s head during a long shift, you’re not alone. We recently posted a pie chart that hilariously summed up the thoughts of blue-collar workers, and the responses were nothing short of legendary. From the constant battle against hunger to the unavoidable “What an idiot” moments, it turns out that linemen, blue-collar workers, and hardworking patriots everywhere share the same mental struggles.
But let’s take it a step further. What really dominates a lineman’s mind while hanging off a pole in the blazing sun or freezing cold? Let’s break it down with a mix of humor, reality, and some good ol’ fashioned lineman pride.
1. "F*" – 44%**
Let’s be honest—this one deserves a bigger slice. Whether it’s an unexpected storm, an impossible-to-loosen bolt, or some guy from corporate calling with another new safety protocol, this word sums up so much of the job.
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2. "What an Idiot." – 20%
This one isn’t about your brothers in the trade (well… not all of them). It’s mostly for the people who think they can mess with power lines themselves, or that one coworker who forgot to chock the truck wheels—again.
It’s also for those moments when you hear someone say, “Electricity isn’t that dangerous, right?” Yeah, okay, buddy.
3. "When’s Payday?" – 11%
Linemen work some of the toughest jobs in America, and let’s face it—hard work deserves a good paycheck. But after a grueling 16-hour storm shift, even the strongest lineman starts counting the days until payday. And maybe even starts eyeing that new Lineman RFID Wallet to keep those hard-earned dollars safe.
4. "Kill Me Please." – 11%
Whether it’s the 100-degree heat, the freezing wind, or that never-ending safety meeting where they explain again why you should wear your PPE, sometimes this thought just hits.
Thankfully, there’s always that one moment—the perfect sunrise from the top of a pole, the feeling of restoring power to a family after a storm, or just knowing that you’re doing work that really matters—that makes it all worth it.
5. "I’m Hungry." – 9%
According to the comments, we made this slice way too small. Because let’s be real—nothing burns calories like climbing poles all day.
And let’s not even talk about the heartbreak of realizing you left your lunch sitting on the kitchen counter.
6. "Yes!" – 5%
This one was up for debate. Some of you said, “What is this ‘Yes’ you speak of?” Others suggested replacing it with “I need a nap.”
Truth is, there are moments that feel like a solid win—finally getting that stubborn connection to hold, hitting the road home after a long shift, or just cracking a cold one after work. Those moments make the hard days worth it.
What YOU Suggested
Our lineman community had some strong opinions about this chart. Here are the top suggestions for additional slices:
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“Is it time to go home yet?” – Because the days can be long, and the only thing better than climbing a pole is climbing into bed.
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“When’s my next day off?” – Linemen work crazy hours, and downtime is gold.
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“I need a nap.” – A common theme in the comments. Apparently, getting up at 4 AM and working 16-hour shifts is exhausting. Who knew?
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“Is it too early for a beer?” – Because, well… some days just hit different.
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“Paid bathroom break?” – Look, we all have priorities.
The Reality of a Lineman’s Mind
Beyond the humor, there’s something deeper in these thoughts. Linemen, like all blue-collar workers, are a different breed. They push through exhaustion, tough weather, and demanding work because they take pride in what they do. They keep the lights on, the economy moving, and families safe.
It’s not an easy job. It’s not for everyone. But for those who do it, there’s an unspoken bond, a shared understanding of what it means to work hard, sacrifice, and keep America running.
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What’s On YOUR Pie Chart?
Now, we want to hear from you. What’s missing from this chart? What thoughts take up your mental space during the workday?
Drop a comment below and let us know! And if you liked this breakdown, share it with your crew—we bet they’ll relate.
Stay safe, stay strong, and keep climbing.
- The LineCrate Crew